CHAIR

So this one time 5 years ago I sat in a chair and it was fun. This was no ordinary chair, it was a chair with wheels and spun around. Oh this chair was a glorious chair, it was 4 karat gold. It was the most expensive chair in the whole entire world. The reason why it was so much money was not just because it had wheels on it or it spun around. It was so expencive because it was the first ever chair to win in the daytona 500. This chair went up to 400 miles per hour. Also the driver of the chair was William Howard Taft the greatest chair driver of all time.
This chair was passed down from generation to generation. The chair was made in battle with Joan of Arch and it was the key reason why they won that battle. Then after it got barried for many years untill one day in 1814 when Napolean found this chair. This chair helped Napoleon be the dictator that he was but it was not a chair made for evil. Also the chair was too big for Napoleon so that was not going to work out. Thats also why he threw away the glorious chair. It stayed captive for many years because it was lost the dessert. Untill one day in 1909 taft took a trip to africa and found it. Then the rest is history....