It was a white winter night and i was sitting by the fireplace. When a giant pole drop from the sky and went through my house and into my fire place. When this pole came down we had all thought that santa had come early. Little did i know this pole was a transportation for space creatures. This is how the firepole was created. The aliens that came down were big ugly space creatures that look like a mix of Andre the giant and Charlie Sheen. He spoke in a wierd language that was a mix of chinese and english.
He said he came back to earth to take over this world The alien came because he was angry with the small doors and how small everything was he did not like the way we lived. He was the opposite of the little man complex, this guy had big man complex. He looked around and started to eat everything but little did he know that we had santas milk and cookies out. He fellin love with those cookies and said if my mom made a batch of them he will spare earth. So my mom did and he went back up the pole but every winter he comes back down the firepole for more cookies
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